It is day two of the tourney so your bracket is undoubtedly busted. Don’t worry you’re in good company. Since no one ever knows what will happen, we provided some less-than-expert advice on how to pick your brackets:

• 1 seeds never lose in the first round

• 16 seeds never win the tournament

• If you know nothing about the Mizzou v. Florida State Match-up. Some Pointers.

  • If your friend attended Mizzou, pick Mizzou.

  • If your enemy attended Florida State, pick Mizzou.
    

• What if you have no connection to the schools and do not follow college basketball? How do you pick?

  • Google the mascots

  • Syracuse v. TCU = Otto the Orange v. Horned Frog

  • Still confused? We are too.

  • Next, Google notable alumni

  • Jerry Stiller (aka Frank Constanza) v. Does it even Matter?

    • FYI: Jerry Stiller went to Syracuse

  • Frank Constanza wins. Syracuse moves on to the round of 32